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F*CK MARRY KILL GAME

No one is safe from being wed, dead or taken to bed!

We’ve all played this game in our heads, so let your weirdest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this crude card game!

Which one would you F*ck? which one would you Marry? and which one would you Kill? In this hilarious card game, strictly for adults only, each player will get a set of three random cards in which they have to choose who they would F*ck, who they would Marry and who they would shove in a cold dark grave.

With celebrities, fictional characters and family members alike - Morgan Freeman, Homer Simpson and your friends Grandma are some of our favourites - you'll all be in for a ride with peoples weird (or normal) tastes!

Will you be offended or horrified if your best mate decides to bed, wed or kill your dear old Grandma?

HOW TO F**KING SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD CARD GAME

Why be cultural when you can swear your f**king head off? 

Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world,

Perfect adult stocking filler for Christmas or adult birthday present

 

100 PICK UP LINES

Are you a flirting failure? Can you never figure out what to say to your crush? Well fear not, we’ve handpicked 100 perfect pick up lines that are guaranteed to help you pull!

 

100 WAYS TO EAT COCK

Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These cards contain 100 chicken recipes that’ll satisfy all your mouth-watering needs, now you can eat cock for days!

HOW TO F**CKING SWEAR IN SIGN LANGUAGE

Need a way to insult someone without saying a word? These 100 cards contain the best insults you can say with your hands.

 

100 THINGS YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW
Are you sure you know what colour pikachu’s tail is? How about what the Evil Queen says to her mirror? The answers might surprise you… and make you question your entire existence!

 

HOW TO APPEAR SMART AT WORK

Improve your reputation at work, these cards will show you some essential tricks to getting that pay rise you’ve been asking for.

 

100 WAYS TO OPEN A BEER

Craving a beer but can’t find a bottle opener? These cards will teach you 100 different ways to open your beer without the need of a bottle opener.